Wednesday, May 21, 2008

I, THE AUDIENCE: Species (1995) 

Extraterrestrials transmit Natasha Henstridge's DNA to Earth. Gandhi grows a human/alien hybrid with this DNA.

On the plus side: Subject looks like Natasha Henstridge.

On the minus side: Subject kills people and steals their credit cards. And cars. And clothes.

Gandhi assembles a team of professionals that includes Idi Amin, Mr. Blond and Diego Rivera to hunt down alien.

Movie doesn't really make sense. But then it doesn't seem to be trying very hard to make sense. This is not a minus.

A fun movie. It has a nude car-jacking.


Monday, May 19, 2008

McCain: The best the Republicans could do 

Are people REALLY considering voting for this man for president? Are they delusional? Do they hate America? Are they being paid by al Qaeda?

If you want to make Osama bin Laden's day, vote for John McCain. You know, just like both times George W. Bush was "elected."


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