Mushtown Media Corp. would like to print a retraction to a comment made about the president a few days ago. A posting a few days ago said the president looked like an inbred barn cat. George W. Bush does not look like an inbred barn cat. This was an unfair and unwarranted attack on the president. It is, in fact, his brother Jeb who looks like an inbred barn cat.
The president looks more like a gibbon shortly after his second lobotomy.
Mushtown Media Corp. apologizes for this shameful error and for any confusion it may cause our readers who thought for a few days that George W. Bush looks like an inbred barn cat.