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Sunday, March 09, 2008

LAURA INGRAHAM: She's stupider and meaner than you think 

THE MAYA ANGELOU TEST: HOW TO TELL IF SOMEONE IS A BAD PERSON

Laura Ingraham is a radio talk show who should probably have the nickname Ann Coulter Jr. She recently got mad at a guest for not listening to talk radio (which obviously means her guest was unworthy of Laura Ingraham's show).

Then Laura got all bent out of shape because the guest didn't do her homework (which would consist mostly of listening to talk radio before being on Laura Ingraham's show).

Then Laura, during the off-air break, finally got around to doing her homework on her guest. Said homework consisted of looking at the guest's Web site. A staff member immediately knews she was a "big, stinky, long-haired liberal" from the picture and Laura went ballistic because she quoted Maya Angelou - MAYA ANGELOU - on the Web site.

MAYA ANGELOU!

Listen to the whole sad exchange.

From this exchange, I'm guessing the guest - and all sane listeners - concluded that not listening to talk radio would increase your IQ remarkably.

(Recent studies have shown that IQ increases by as much as 20 percent within a week of swearing off talk radio. Another study shows that being someone other then Laura Ingraham can increase your IQ by as much as 400 percent.)

UPDATE:
From the comments at Jesus' General:

The power of the wingnuts. They virtually control AM radio. What a coup for them. Pretty soon they are going to own the telegraph as well, which would go well with their monopoly on homing pigeons.


Hee hee. Somebody is mocking AM radio. I hope Laura doesn't see it. I'd hate to think she had a fit because somebody mocked her medium.

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