Thursday, April 17, 2008
Only an elitist would be the vanguard of a secret black Christian separatist plot to overthrow the government by becoming president!
Only an elitist would ___________________________ (fill in the blank with lame rationalization of the week.)!
He chooses orange juice instead of coffee! He says that rural Pennsylvanians are bitter! (And is it any wonder they (and the people telling them how to think) sounded bitter? It's not Obama's job to tell them what they think! It's Hillary and McCain's job! (And they responded nicely.))
And he can't bowl! He prefers an elitist pasttime like basketball.
For MY president, I much prefer someone who sips whiskey from a shotglass. Or somebody who doesn't know the difference between Sunni and Shia. Or somebody who was a male cheerleader.
THAT'S real America.
(P.S. Consider this MMC's endorsement of Barack Obama. If the nonstop tripe of the last few weeks is the best his opponents can come up with, he is, by far, the best candidate. About a hundred times better than Hillary. About a thousand times better than John "The Real Flip-Flopper" McCain.)